Rejected US Holidays

  • Pacific Remote Islands National Marine Monument Day — January 6
  • Lili’uokalani Day — January 17
  • Guantanamo Bay Day — February 23
  • Michael Bay Day — February 17
  • Virgin Day — March 31
  • Benevolent Imperialism Day —
  • Mission Accomplished Day— May 1
  • “Oh yeah? Well, we already have manila envelopes, so it’s like not like we need you anyway” Day — June 12
  • American Samoa Day — July 17
  • Delicious Girl Scout Cookie Day — (observed)
  • “‘Trust Territory’ and ‘Concentration Camp’ Are Highly Misleading Phrases” Day (also known as Alliteration Aday) — July 18
  • Get Those Guamis Back Day — July 21
  • “Call A Puerto Rican A Mexican” Day — July 25
  • “Let’s Bomb the Motherfuckers” Day — August 9
  • “Yasser? I don’t even know her!” Day — November 11
  • Trail of Tears Day — December 3
  • Kang the Conqueror Day — ∞
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