Shortcuts

CTRL+A-C-V

for the lazy ass

who won’t retype a thing

 

CTRL+Z to erase

that last little bit

no one’s meant to see

 

CTRL+B to show

you really mean

what you say you mean

 

CTRL+P when you’re ready

to replace the blinking cursor

with paper and black ink

 

CTRL+T to support

your undiagnosed ADD

habit of multi-tab browsing

 

CTRL+F and Silent B for

FUCKING BEAUTIFUL

searching ease

 

CTRL+ALT+Delete

when all the world

is a suicidal blue screen

2 responses to “Shortcuts

  1. How did you work this all out?

  2. I was half expecting this to end with “In the land of Linux where the shadows lie.”

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