CTRL+A-C-V
for the lazy ass
who won’t retype a thing
CTRL+Z to erase
that last little bit
no one’s meant to see
CTRL+B to show
you really mean
what you say you mean
CTRL+P when you’re ready
to replace the blinking cursor
with paper and black ink
CTRL+T to support
your undiagnosed ADD
habit of multi-tab browsing
CTRL+F and Silent B for
FUCKING BEAUTIFUL
searching ease
CTRL+ALT+Delete
when all the world
is a suicidal blue screen

How did you work this all out?
I was half expecting this to end with “In the land of Linux where the shadows lie.”