I am going to start my own church.
I can no longer sit idly by while
ugly people get married in such a
“holy place.” It should be against the law.
I will also run for political
office, and put an end to this nonsense.
The heathens on Capitol Hill have no
right to let unattractiveness persist.
This is a danger to us all; no one
wants their child exposed to such filth.
Ugliness is a disease, though it can
be cured with faith, patience, and counseling.
The afflicted may be beautiful once more,
and rejoin we whom God has not tested.