Tag Archives: Geoff Johns

Uglosexuals

I am going to start my own church.

I can no longer sit idly by while

ugly people get married in such a

“holy place.” It should be against the law.

 

I will also run for political

office, and put an end to this nonsense.

The heathens on Capitol Hill have no

right to let unattractiveness persist.

 

This is a danger to us all; no one

wants their child exposed to such filth.

 

Ugliness is a disease, though it can

be cured with faith, patience, and counseling.

The afflicted may be beautiful once more,

and rejoin we whom God has not tested.