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Resolutions I Won’t Pretend to Keep

Stop cussing
Stop worrying
Stop cruising Think Geek

Write every day
Run every day
Run every other day

Spend less money on food
Spend less time on Facebook
Spend more time with people

Train cat to sleep in
Train cat to open canned food
Train cat to stop training me

Do laundry every week
Do laundry every month**
Fold laundry on laundry day

Sleep more
Work less
Keep resolutions


**Maybe I’ll keep this one.  Maybe.