Stop cussing
Stop worrying
Stop cruising Think Geek
Write every day
Run every day
Run every other day
Spend less money on food
Spend less time on Facebook
Spend more time with people
Train cat to sleep in
Train cat to open canned food
Train cat to stop training me
Do laundry every week
Do laundry every month**
Fold laundry on laundry day
Sleep more
Work less
Keep resolutions
**Maybe I’ll keep this one. Maybe.
